December 9, 2008

US Supreme Court Dismisses Barack Obama Birth Certificate Case

In a move that will upset conspiracy theorists, UFO proponents, and racists throughout the country, the US Supreme Court has dismissed the Barack Obama Birth Certificate Case. This case was brought as an emergency by a crackpot from New Jersey who was trying to make the case that because Barack Obama’s Father was a British Citizen he wasn’t a “Natural Born Citizen”.